My name is frozenVace, I'm reporting to the Council for the New York Chimes
My ancestor Anaximander discovered that celestial bodies could pass under the Earth, opening the way to Greek astronomy. In matter of Sciene we Bardmains are investigating these anomalies travelling through the holy Rift.
I have been playing League since Season 11 and realised very early that half of Teammates are Paid Actors, sent to us to lower the Bard WR and Once Upon a Chime in Hollywood we bring it back to 55% (⁰₀⁰)

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THIS IS BARD
Bard is humanity's spirit champion because Bard represents the way we must live our life.
He is a wandering caretaker, a being that makes sacrifices for the betterment of His people without expecting anything in return.
Despite being mute, Bard's actions speak louder than any combination of words can describe, and His sounds soothe us to live with a peaceful mind.
We as a human race have been steering off the correct pathing,
but Bard knows that His spirit will eventually make its way into our souls and inspire us to regain control
and truly understand the way we must treat each other: to selflessly take care of one another.

But Bard's relevance to our lives does not stop there, he has more teachings for us to learn.
Bard is not a being that idles Himself, He is constantly on the move to collect His chimes and aid His team across Summoner's Rift.
We must learn from Him that we cannot stay in one place in our lives. We must venture, we must experience, we must live.
The more places we go, the more experiences we collect, the more knowledgeable we will become.
For Bard is empowered through every chime collected, we are empowered for every experience collected.
These experiences will follow us for the rest of our lives, as do the Meeps that follow Bard throughout His adventures.

Bard reminds us that the world is not a terrible place to be; life is a Magical Journey that once we commit to, we cannot go back.
We cannot sit around and miss out on opportunities and experiences waiting for us.
We must seek and obtain.

Bard is love. Bard is life. Bard is everything nice.

TURN THE SFX VERY LOUD SO YOU FEEL THE BASS OF THE HORN IN YOUR BRAIN

The Council speaks with you while roaming

1:1 Translation:
"Ootay" - Approved by the Council (Friend)
"Attok" - Come catch me
"Tesomah" - Drake is Up
"Itay" - Enemy JGL on Red, steal it
"Natara" - Shadow Top
"Oovah" - The mental support for ADC [W] is gone, you need to place Shrine again
"Shintora" - Follow the Jungler
"Ivaar" - The Council approves
"Noti yen" - The Council disagrees
"Uto" - "Auto" use it
"Madar" - We use this word for Senna similar to "madre"
"Ma'mbar" - You need to feed the Scuttle some Honeyfruit
"Bon'bow" - We need more Chime
"Banahtay" - Attention!

Speaking to Meeps takes a high Level of Mediation and Spirit
Careful you will develop dangerous Throath Bass over Chime

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